Whoo yahoo, stormy storms everywhere. Guess who isn’t going to the laundromat tonight as planned? Instead it will be coffee and pizza …. cleaning my apartment and putting on a new layer of bug death spray everywhere. Something was flying in my apartment the other day and I did not like that. In addition, I almost had a heart attack when I jumped into the shower the other morning and found out that I wasn’t alone! Huge ass daddy long-legs spider was desperately trying to escape the water. I jumped out and screamed and then used a flip flop to push him down the drain. I just started singing the “Itsy bitsy spider song” in my head.
I have 960 emails in my inbox. Greater power, please help me. I need someone to do a massive overhaul of everything in my life. I wish paper was illegal. I also wish pointless emails were illegal. Emails need to be regulated by the government so that each person should only be allowed to send 2 emails per day to the same person. If this rule is broken, sender will be thrown into a pit of molten lava.
Ok, I’m not happy to say ….. 20 minutes has now lapsed and I have 847 emails in my inbox. It is like a lost cause. I don’t know where to begin. I know I need to save the attachments on some of them, forward some, put some in folders …… what to do. I know, I’m going home.