I’m sick. I have a something like a cold but my symptoms are strange. Sweating, dizzy, coughing, sore throat, nauseous. Some higher power is trying to ruin my upcoming vacation for me. WHY! I have never been on vacation. I have never been to the beach. I have never been on an airplane. Oh yeah, I’m not going on an airplane. I have never been on a train either, and I am going on a train. I have never been to Florida. I have never seen the REAL ocean. I want this to be enjoyable. HELLO, it is not sick season. Who the hell gets sick in July? Who can I blame, oh who can I blame? Someone please volunteer. I need to be mad at someone or something.