Complaining:
I’m not feeling very good tonight. I think I’ve been poisoned. I was in a bad mood today. I kept thinking about evil things I wanted to say out loud but of course I kept my mouth shut. Is it that hard to learn: File > Print. Or File > Print > selection > ok. Memorize it for God’s sake and don’t effing ask me again.
Scared:
So on my way back from my lunch break I heard a loud buzzing noise, looked over and saw what has to be the world’s biggest bee ever. It was like a monster, and I’m not even sure if it was 100% bee. It had huge buzzy wings and I could see the yellow/black stripes, but it seemed to be encased in this clear shell. It was so weird! It was about the size of like a large spoon … excluding the handle of course. I was so mad that I didn’t have my camera with me. I just stopped and stared at it. I never saw anything like it. I think it was a mutant bee or something. Well with all the ample garbage around here, I’m not surprised that the insects are getting bigger and changing form. I wouldn’t be surprised if grew some new body parts too.
Daydreaming:
WalMart has a swimming pool on sale for $98. Its nice. I am thinking about buying it for my apartment. I was thinking I might just turn my living room into a beach. Ya know, buy a few tons of sand, put in a pool …. knock out a wall and let the sunshine in. However, I’d have to also buy 99 gallons of bug repellant because of all the trash and mutant bugs. And a gun to kill my landlord since he would most likely have to be dead before I would be able to successfully execute the plan. Hehe.
Bye bye.