So I was cleaning my apartment and I found something that I wrote down because I wanted to remember it. This was only about a month ago and of course I already almost forgot about it. So, I’ll put it here, just in case my apartment fills with sewage and destroys my note.
Todd, just being Todd …. while driving down the road one night with me in the passenger seat.
Todd: Mmmm … this drink is pretty fruity. Its, its like …. a grapevine exploded in my mouth!
Me: ……….
Todd: So, like, I was driving and like there was a pothole, so like I swerved and put a hole in my new Gucci tires! And then, I was driving again, and there was like this chipmunk, so I swerved again. You know, that chipmunk had like his whole life to live. Oh my God, the chipmunk, I don’t want to hit him! Oh my God, I can’t see! What if I hit the cute little chipmunk!
Me: ….. Um, its night time Todd. The chipmunks are all asleep now.
That is all. Todd was pretending to be, well I’m not really sure. I think it is his inner desire to be a really feminine gay man. Its dumb, but it makes me laugh.