UPDATE: I know hundreds of lives had been lost and I wasn’t saying that this wasn’t a terrible event. Man, I was just making fun of Geraldo. And now New Orleans is being flooded by the Mississippi River and a lot worse than it was right after the storm. I wish the best for everyone. We’re taking donations at work, so if you want to give some money and don’t know where to call, leave me a message! We are also taking online donations and I can give you the address.
Hey Miss Cleo, I heard that the MSM has an open position and “At Large with Miss Cleo” is sounding pretty good. Wahaha, I’m bored. I’m glad that the hurricane wasn’t a “disaster of bibilical proportions” and that the New Orleanian’s aren’t “wading through a cesspool of waste.” Those are pretty strong words Geraldo. Sure, there was lots of damage and that isn’t cool at all, but I thought Louisiana was going to wash away or be uninhabitable for months – a swampland rampant with disease and critters that would eat humans alive … oh and uprooted skeletons floating through the city. Unless it was fake, they just showed footage of residents in New Orlean’s walking around downtown NO checking out the lack of damage, and the ground wasn’t even wet! Man, MSM is all talk and no action … Ha, maybe they finally figured out that we were getting tired of Cindy Sheehan and Natalee Holloway.
Anyways, today was nasty outside, but I felt kind of bad feeling pissy about it since there are others who are climbing into their attics to escape drowning in flood waters. But hey, nobody said you had to live in hurricane city … just come here where the sun never shines and you’ll never get dehydrated … you can drink the humidity in the summer and eat brown sludgy snow in the winter. I guess I’m just bummed that summer is like almost officially over although fall is nice, especially if that means I get to go to Kennywood for Fright Nights. I guess I’m kind of excited about breaking out the fall wardrobe. Not like I really have to “break it out” since it isn’t like I store it away in a hidden room somewhere. Everything is in my closet … somewhere. Of course, fall will also mean shopping because everytime the seasons change my clothing line for that season seems to have disentigrated since the year before.
I can’t really think of anything else related to talk about. Yes, weather is the most interesting thing I have for today. I do have several stories about my life that I could write about here, but I just ramble. I can’t be concise, and it pisses me off. And being pissed off equals the end because I’m a quitter. Cheaters: Losers, Quitters: Awesome …. yes that is the correct answer and I guarantee bonus points on my coolness list if you mark that on your test.
I am irritated about the people who keep saying, “This is our tsunami.” The tsunami killed hundreds of thousands of people! This is nowhere near that kind of damage. Not that the lives lost and damage done in New Orleans isn’t terrible, but comparing it to a tsunami is inappropriate.
By the way – what is MSM?
MSM = Main Stream Media, i.e. Fox News and CNN.