I’ve decided to tell everyone I have chicken pox on my face. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with me but I had some massive breakout over the weekend. Guess my body thinks I’m going through puberty. Its bothering me. I want it to go away. GO AWAY. How am I supposed to look sexy when I go out on dates with cute boys if I have pimples all over my face? Why is this happening to me? Seriously, I think I’d rather have hemmorhoids on my butt. At least I can cover that up. I don’t know if I spelled that right but I do have some hemmorhoid cream in my bathroom. I bought it cause its supposed to make the bags under your eyes go away. But it doesn’t work when the bags under your eyes are not only discolored, but actual indentations in your face. I was thinking about buying some clay to fill in the holes under my eyes. Definitely not feeling pretty today. Don’t believe me? I just scrubbed my face and now I’m a blotch head. I just took a picture. And if you can see them in this low quality blurred web-cam shot, you can bet that I definitely look like pimple monster under the bright fluoroscent lights that seem to be everywhere I go. I can’t stand looking at myself right now. Yeah, I’m so vain. What ya gonna do about it? I mean, who really wants red pimples all over their face? But I guarantee there aren’t any on my ass, so you can touch it if you want.
hahahhahahha thats funny