It is 5:44pm and I haven’t done much with myself today. I woke up around 12 after having weird dreams about being pregnant and having a lopsided baby. When I start having those kinds of dreams its usually I sign I should not be sleeping anymore. So I got up and sat around. I vacuumed. I made coffee. I sat around some more. I talked to my mom for 216 minutes – not sure how many hours that is, but its a freakin’ long time. Good thing I have unlimited minutes on the weekends or that would be a half a months worth of minutes. My mom is cool. I’m so desperate for a nice home cooked meal – or a turkey dinner. I was going to eat a salad today from the pizza place down the street but suddenly I don’t want one anymore. I am tired of buying food everyday. I’m also tired of buying groceries that rot before I use them. I wish that eating was optional. Or I wish there was a button I could press that would drop steaming hot plates of goodness into my lap. I don’t despise cooking, I just don’t like cooking for myself. Its a waste of time when half of the food never gets eaten. Maybe I should adopt a poor starving child to eat dinner with me. I know this is a stupid problem to have, but after living alone for over a year I still haven’t been able to find a solution to the buying food problem. I wish someone would move in with me. I have an empty bedroom and a big closet. But then there are times I’m glad I live alone. Why can’t I have roommates ON DEMAND? Like movies ON DEMAND. Just press a button and a movie appears on your screen for $3.99 – instead of movies, people. Yep. I’m lonely sometimes, sorry.