UPDATE: I’ve been rented by a clan of mad turkeys. They’re going to tie me up, burn me, and eat me! I’m now a martyr for Thanksgiving. I think one of those turkeys is the same one that is on top of Julie’s TV. Damn you, now turkeys are going to kill humans and take over the world. Don’t hate me ok? Thanks!!
Such a beautiful Monday morning. High 44 today with lots of rain …. what more could a girl ask for! Pittsburgh is such a beautiful place to be this time of year. I just don’t understand why the tourists aren’t flocking in to soak up the rain! Well I’ve decided that I’m not going to take advantage of this beautiful weather even though I have tomorrow and Wednesday off of work this week. Instead I’ve decided to put myself up for rent. For a very reasonable rate too! If you’re asking yourself why you would rent me, then I suggest that you not bother. You should just know that I’m the most awesome girl in the world and just having the pleasure of me in your company is worth the rent you’ll pay. Anyways, the rate for one day is ONLY, get this, ONLY one tasty Thanksgiving dinner all for me! Now you might think you’ll have to be slaving away an entire day in advance to make the rent, but I have a little secret for you. For a small price of only like $7 you can buy me an entire turkey dinner at Kings. Yep, thats it. So for $7 I’m yours for a whole day. Now I know I’m going to be swarmed with offers all day since I’m in such high demand. It is a miracle that my calendar isn’t already full with Thanksgiving dinner dates. I can’t believe I must resort to placing a rental ad.