So I’ve slowly become somewhat less obsessed with talking about smoking on here, but I’ll briefly mention it today because its officially my one month anniversary! Woohoo! Leave a comment that says congratulations unless you are going to personally call me and say something. And if you don’t, may your leg fall off and may you have no friends to take care of you. That is all on that. Except the other thing I have to tempt you with. My friend and I have devised a plan to buy an island and we’re serious folks. I can’t divulge our ingenious get rich plan because you might try to steal it, but maybe if you are nice to me I’ll send you a free plane ticket and give you somewhere to stay for free. I’ll be rich and I’ll have the power to make you happy. So you make me happy now and I promise I’ll make you happy later.
That’s all. I’m exhausted from work today and I’m just going to open my nice cold can of diet pepsi, make some lasagna, and hibernate. But feel free to love me cause I’m awesome. Oh and if you think my name reminds you of a horse you can …….. Because Nellie is not a horse and it doesn’t even matter because my real life name is so much better than yours.
** Note that I’m very cranky right now and some say I’m quite irrational when cranky. Please don’t take offense to the nonsense I write. It isn’t directed at anyone in particular. **
Congratulations Nellie! Good for you! I’m very happy that you’ve stuck with it!
Congrats! I hope my legs don’t fall off. 🙁
If you have to take one of my legs I say go for the right one. My right foot is slightly longer than my left and my shoe never fits properly. 🙂
CONGRATULATIONS!
My right foot is a little bit bigger than my left foot too. Maybe that means we are “right footed” and that foot gets used for, and is thus more muscular or something.
I mean that foot gets used “more.”