The cat is OBSESSED with my closet, I don’t know why. Perhaps it houses hidden kitty treasures that I do not know about. Example:
“Meow Meow, I must meow into the closet”
Perhaps I would like to wear this nice black sweater, it looks warm and in need of snags from my sharp little daggers.
Heehee, or maybe I’ll try on this lovely blue raincoat.
Nah, I think I’ll just go lay on some clean t-shirts and leave my fur all over them!
Ahh yes, this is great!
Oooh where else can I go??
I know I’m cute and Jess just can’t yell at me cause she LUVS me!!