This guy I dated a few years ago has posted an announcement about his significant other in his instant messenger profile. Not a big deal, except that his significant other has the name of a male. Yeah, big joke on me. I’ve been taunted about it forever … “You turned him gay!” I don’t really care anymore but I used to get kind of mad about it because I found out that he was with another guy about two months after we broke up. It wasn’t like he decided a few years down the line that girls weren’t for him. So I feel like the deciding factor here. I was his final shot at being straight, I failed, I turned him gay. Hahahahaha. I feel honored. So if you are unsure about your sexuality, by all means, feel free to use my mind, body, and soul. Play with my mind, mess with my emotions, and rip my heart out … anything you need to do to figure it out. But make sure you don’t tell me your ulterior motive so I can feel like a big dumb retard later!