If someone would hire me that would be great. I’m lazy, I admit it. When I finished college I swore that I wouldn’t be like other people that I know … sitting around, not really looking for a job. But … I did. Just for a while. I just loved being lazy. I loved having no responsibilities other than working at the easiest job in the world. Big changes didn’t sound like something that was right up my alley. My only real worry is money. What am I going to do when I run out of it? I’m not greedy, really. I don’t base happiness on how much money is to be made, and how much of it I can hoard away in my bank account. But living paycheck to paycheck isn’t my idea of happiness either. In fact, when I do have money I will probably find a way to make more. I was educated on just how to do that, and it was all I studied. Make money grow. Finance should be renamed “Money can grow on trees”, you just have to plant them the right way! Hahahaha! Ok, I know … I’m lame. What are you going to do about it?
Job prospects as of now are … who knows. Somebody called me today about a job, but my phone was mysteriously not ringing again. Just like it does just about every time somebody important calls me.
*Note to self* When you find a new job, the first thing you are going to do is:
1. Buy large couldron
2. Buy a newspaper and some gasoline
3. Put newspaper in couldron
4. dump gasoline in couldron
5. Put phone in couldron
6. Throw lit match into couldron
7. Run away fast.
Grrr. Goddamn phone.
XYZ also called me today. There is another position opening and I’m already up for the “second interview”, since I have already been there for interviews. I’m still hanging onto a tiny sliver of hope that someone there wants to hire me. Mostly because, location-wise … its my dream job. 5-minute walk to work, oh yes. 1-hour lunch break so I can come home and nap, oh yes. Money, oh yes. See … money was last on my list. Tomorrow morning, 10am. Wish me luck. I’ve been told that the guy interviewing me asks bizarre questions, so if anyone has any bizarre interview experiences, I’m up for some advice. I’ve had my share of bizarre questions too, but more feedback is always appreciated.